1 00:00:37,607 --> 00:00:39,692 Yeah, dude! 2 00:00:39,776 --> 00:00:44,238 Bobby, do that again, but this time don't fall down. 3 00:01:16,435 --> 00:01:20,147 - Aah! - Whoo-hoo-wow! 4 00:01:24,274 --> 00:01:26,194 Huh? 5 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:30,699 Do you realize going off to college means no more... 6 00:01:30,782 --> 00:01:33,785 well-meaning but totally smothering, overprotective, 7 00:01:33,869 --> 00:01:35,787 doting, ah-yucking dads? 8 00:01:35,871 --> 00:01:37,914 Yeah, well, yours at least. 9 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:42,795 My dad's been counting down the days until he can turn my bedroom into a bowling alley. 10 00:01:42,878 --> 00:01:47,882 Hey, we have a surefire way to shoot straight to the top of the freshman heap. 11 00:01:47,965 --> 00:01:50,968 The College "X" Games! 12 00:01:51,051 --> 00:01:53,054 First freshman team to win it all! 13 00:01:53,138 --> 00:01:57,809 First team to boot those number one Gammas on their boot-tays! 14 00:01:57,892 --> 00:02:01,313 Huh! The Gammas may be five-time winners, 15 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:05,024 but I hope they're ready for a losing streak! 16 00:02:05,107 --> 00:02:08,694 Let's beat the Gammas! Let's do it to it! 17 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,490 Woo-woo-woo-woo! 18 00:02:15,951 --> 00:02:19,579 Gawrsh, Pete, one day you're changin' their diapers, 19 00:02:19,663 --> 00:02:21,999 and the next thing you know... 20 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:25,251 they're all grown up and leavin' for college. 21 00:02:25,334 --> 00:02:27,253 Well, Goof, the way I see it, 22 00:02:27,336 --> 00:02:31,007 it's my last night of baby-sitting, and I'm a free man! 23 00:02:31,049 --> 00:02:35,135 Oh, yeah! Ha-ha! Free, free, free, I tell you! 24 00:02:35,218 --> 00:02:38,181 Yah-hoo! Ha-ha! Come on, son. 25 00:02:38,222 --> 00:02:41,307 I can't miss you if you won't leave! 26 00:02:41,391 --> 00:02:44,352 - Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! - Yeah, free. 27 00:02:44,394 --> 00:02:48,232 Hey, why don't you get the boys? Food's almost ready. 28 00:02:48,315 --> 00:02:50,817 It's time to sere these little babies now. 29 00:02:52,903 --> 00:02:54,487 Ha-ha-ooh! 30 00:02:54,571 --> 00:02:59,367 Nice rasta, pasta, Maxman. 31 00:02:59,409 --> 00:03:02,869 Ooh, Maxie's pretty good at that boardin' stuff. 32 00:03:02,911 --> 00:03:05,915 He is totally gonna kill at college. 33 00:03:05,998 --> 00:03:08,000 Huh? 34 00:03:10,418 --> 00:03:12,797 - Yeah! Yes! 35 00:03:12,881 --> 00:03:16,092 Listen, son, that there "X" Games fiddle-faddle... 36 00:03:16,175 --> 00:03:18,093 may be all well and fun, 37 00:03:18,176 --> 00:03:22,598 but remember, you're going off to college to make something of yourselves. 38 00:03:22,723 --> 00:03:25,600 - Exactly. - You'll get a degree, 39 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:28,644 and the world will be your clam. 40 00:03:28,728 --> 00:03:31,064 Uh, oyster, Dad? 41 00:03:31,106 --> 00:03:33,690 No, thanks. I'm saving room for weenies. 42 00:03:33,774 --> 00:03:36,109 Now, let me show you exactly what I mean. 43 00:03:36,193 --> 00:03:40,573 Oh, no, not the old horseshoe lecture. 44 00:03:40,615 --> 00:03:45,119 You see, tossin' horseshoes is a lot like how life works. 45 00:03:47,245 --> 00:03:50,832 Sorr, Pete. 46 00:03:50,916 --> 00:03:53,418 Uh, like I was sayin'... 47 00:03:53,502 --> 00:03:57,547 It's about staying focused on your goals. 48 00:03:57,672 --> 00:04:00,925 Right. You see, ever once in a while... 49 00:04:01,009 --> 00:04:03,844 life gives you an important tossin' opportunity. 50 00:04:03,928 --> 00:04:06,974 Like, uh, well... college, for instance! 51 00:04:07,057 --> 00:04:08,975 If you want that dee-ploma, 52 00:04:09,059 --> 00:04:13,312 you gotta fix both eyes on it like it was this here horseshoe stake. 53 00:04:13,395 --> 00:04:16,816 And with the proper "consecration"... 54 00:04:16,899 --> 00:04:18,817 and follow-through, 55 00:04:25,114 --> 00:04:27,617 Throw it, will ya! 56 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:30,287 You should hear the clang of a ringer! 57 00:04:45,301 --> 00:04:47,510 Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo! A ringer! 58 00:04:47,594 --> 00:04:51,097 See, Maxie? You've just gotta stay focused. 59 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:54,017 - Huh? - Hey, Goof, 60 00:04:54,101 --> 00:04:57,979 - it's gettin' cold already. 61 00:04:58,855 --> 00:05:00,733 Save a weenie for me! 62 00:05:00,816 --> 00:05:03,818 Hey, Peej, isn't ten hot dogs enough? Pass 'em over here. 63 00:05:05,069 --> 00:05:08,991 Ooh, I can't wait to get out of here. 64 00:05:09,116 --> 00:05:11,034 Here, let me help you pack. 65 00:05:11,118 --> 00:05:12,786 Dad, I can do that. 66 00:05:12,827 --> 00:05:17,623 I sure hope so. I'm not gonna be there at college to pick up after you. 67 00:05:17,664 --> 00:05:22,128 In fact, it's gonna be a long time... 68 00:05:22,171 --> 00:05:25,047 before you see your old man again. 69 00:05:25,131 --> 00:05:27,717 What, maybe Christmas? 70 00:05:27,801 --> 00:05:30,261 Ah, Dad, it'll go by fast. 71 00:05:30,345 --> 00:05:33,055 Not too fast, I hope. 72 00:05:33,138 --> 00:05:36,601 It's time to take charge, live your own life. 73 00:05:36,684 --> 00:05:39,395 You're a grown man now, Maxie-Poo. 74 00:05:43,731 --> 00:05:47,985 I'm not takin' ol' Stuffed Bear to college, Dad! 75 00:05:48,027 --> 00:05:49,988 - Sure you are. - No. 76 00:05:50,030 --> 00:05:52,699 What are you talkin' about? You love Stuffed Bear. 77 00:05:52,782 --> 00:05:55,618 - Come on. You're gonna need him. - I'm not kidding! 78 00:05:55,702 --> 00:05:58,955 - No! 79 00:06:02,957 --> 00:06:04,960 Well, then, 80 00:06:05,044 --> 00:06:07,880 I got somethin' else for you. 81 00:06:09,381 --> 00:06:11,340 - Son, 82 00:06:11,382 --> 00:06:13,468 I want you to have this. 83 00:06:13,552 --> 00:06:15,513 Oh! It weighs like a ton! 84 00:06:15,555 --> 00:06:21,017 I bet it's one of those combo TV/CD/VCR/Laptop/Scanner/Fax things, right? 85 00:06:21,059 --> 00:06:23,270 Oh, man, they are so cool! 86 00:06:25,730 --> 00:06:31,361 - Too stunned to speak, huh? - No, just stunned. What is it? 87 00:06:31,403 --> 00:06:33,946 This was my father's. 88 00:06:34,029 --> 00:06:37,115 And now, son, it's yours. 89 00:06:37,199 --> 00:06:41,037 Thanks, Dad. This means a lot to me. 90 00:06:41,078 --> 00:06:43,873 Oh, listen, I'm gonna turn in. 91 00:06:43,956 --> 00:06:47,543 You know, big day tomorrow. 92 00:06:58,094 --> 00:07:01,806 - Good night, Dad. - Good night, son. 93 00:07:16,779 --> 00:07:18,780 Ah-yuck. 94 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:22,033 Ah-yuck. 95 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:26,829 Did you brush your teeth? 96 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:29,582 Yeah, Dad. 97 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:32,334 - Comb your hair? - Yep. 98 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:34,754 - Did you put on clean underwear? - Dad! 99 00:07:34,796 --> 00:07:36,923 - Come on, Max! - Oop! Gotta go! 100 00:07:36,965 --> 00:07:39,258 But, Max... 101 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:41,009 Ooh! 102 00:07:41,092 --> 00:07:45,014 - Goin' already? - Gotta get there early for freshman orientation. See ya. 103 00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:47,099 What about breakfast? 104 00:07:47,141 --> 00:07:49,851 - You need your three squares a day, you know. - Don't worr. 105 00:07:49,976 --> 00:07:53,814 We'll pick up donuts on the way. Love ya! Miss ya! See you at Christmas! Bye! 106 00:07:53,897 --> 00:07:56,607 Don't forget to have some milk with those... donuts. 107 00:07:56,649 --> 00:07:58,358 Don't forget to have some milk with those... donuts. 108 00:07:59,694 --> 00:08:02,740 Good-bye, my little college man. 109 00:09:08,051 --> 00:09:09,970 - Gawrsh. 110 00:09:20,730 --> 00:09:24,192 Doot-doot-doot-doot 111 00:09:24,234 --> 00:09:26,485 Doot-doot-doot 112 00:09:26,569 --> 00:09:28,487 Okay, dude, south. 113 00:09:28,570 --> 00:09:32,408 Un, no, wait. I mean... I don't know, man. Do I look like Magellan? 114 00:09:32,533 --> 00:09:35,327 - P.J., you couldn't spell Magellan. - Tr hangin' a Louie. 115 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:37,370 No, no. Wait. That's the other Louie. 116 00:09:37,412 --> 00:09:39,623 Louie, Huey, Dewey? What're you talkin' about? 117 00:09:39,707 --> 00:09:41,708 Yo, it's right here. This way. 118 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,544 Yeah, Peej, Bobby's right. 119 00:09:43,585 --> 00:09:47,047 Hey, Bob, um, who's drivin'? 120 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,644 Aaah! 121 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:07,399 Check it out! 122 00:10:09,486 --> 00:10:12,863 Gentlemen, I welcome you to the first day... 123 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,199 of the rest of our lives. 124 00:10:15,283 --> 00:10:17,410 Wow. That's pretty deep. 125 00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:19,786 Did you get that off a bumper sticker? 126 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:28,460 Yo. I spy the Gamma house, which means... 127 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:33,383 that dude right there is the one, the only... 128 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,928 Bradley Uppercrust the Third! 129 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:41,974 Whoa! The College "X" Games king! 130 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:45,811 Yeah, until we take the crown. 131 00:11:04,245 --> 00:11:06,705 Let's play ball, Dad. 132 00:11:06,789 --> 00:11:09,834 Max. 133 00:11:46,785 --> 00:11:51,122 - Hiya, Dad. - Maxie. 134 00:11:51,205 --> 00:11:55,378 Mr. Goof! An assembly line is for assembling. 135 00:11:55,419 --> 00:12:00,298 Stop daydreaming and get back to work... or else! 136 00:12:16,898 --> 00:12:21,194 Oh-oh-oh-oh! Ohh! Wah! 137 00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:29,409 Oh, no! Look out! 138 00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:35,582 Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo! 139 00:12:42,547 --> 00:12:45,132 Ooh! 140 00:12:47,219 --> 00:12:49,888 Ooh! 141 00:12:53,474 --> 00:12:55,435 Goofy! 142 00:12:55,476 --> 00:12:59,063 I warned you! 143 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:03,525 You're fired! 144 00:13:24,755 --> 00:13:26,673 Huh? 145 00:13:27,965 --> 00:13:29,925 Oh. Wow! 146 00:13:29,967 --> 00:13:33,930 Great air, Max-a-million! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah! 147 00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,355 Maxie! 148 00:13:43,439 --> 00:13:45,607 Yeah! 149 00:13:48,819 --> 00:13:52,447 - Look at that guy go. Oh, my gosh! - I can't look at anything else. 150 00:14:00,246 --> 00:14:03,082 Whoa! Did you see that? 151 00:14:05,751 --> 00:14:07,670 Well, well, well. 152 00:14:07,753 --> 00:14:11,174 Look what the freshman cat dragged in, baby. Some new meat. 153 00:14:11,257 --> 00:14:16,177 Hey, easy, big fella. That new meat looks like Gamma material. 154 00:14:16,261 --> 00:14:19,014 Let's check him out. Gammas, roll! 155 00:14:28,772 --> 00:14:31,609 Ugh! Ta-da 156 00:14:33,153 --> 00:14:35,195 Check it out. 157 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,448 Look who's following us. 158 00:14:37,532 --> 00:14:41,243 Let's just make sure it stays that way. 159 00:15:18,153 --> 00:15:22,700 Grande cap, extra foamy, hold the whip, cinnamon dust, biscotti side. 160 00:15:22,741 --> 00:15:26,829 - Iced double-tall, percent cap. We have any scones? - We got two. 161 00:15:26,912 --> 00:15:29,956 You guys grab a table, I'll grab the java. 162 00:15:36,671 --> 00:15:38,340 Life. 163 00:15:38,424 --> 00:15:41,426 Life is like a lime. 164 00:15:41,552 --> 00:15:44,095 Hmm. It's tart and tangy. 165 00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:49,143 Sweet. Ooh, so sublime. 166 00:15:49,226 --> 00:15:53,479 Quiet, speechless like a mime. 167 00:15:53,563 --> 00:15:57,484 Bold and noisy like a crime. 168 00:15:57,568 --> 00:15:59,068 - Don't you dare waste my time, 'cause life can stop... 169 00:15:59,151 --> 00:16:01,111 - Don't you dare waste my time, 'cause life can stop... 170 00:16:01,195 --> 00:16:03,364 On a dime. 171 00:16:13,413 --> 00:16:16,377 Bravo! Bravo! Encore! 172 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:19,254 Author, Arthur Miller! 173 00:16:19,296 --> 00:16:21,797 Suddenly I'm feelin' dizzy... 174 00:16:21,922 --> 00:16:25,218 with emotion. 175 00:16:25,302 --> 00:16:28,470 Check it out, Bradley. He's over there. 176 00:16:29,721 --> 00:16:31,932 I'm gonna go give him a Gamma welcome. 177 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,810 - Ahh! - Ooh. I'm sorr, I, l... 178 00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:39,814 No, no, no. No. It's, uh, all right, really. 179 00:16:39,897 --> 00:16:43,235 I'd wager that if you were on a skateboard, you wouldn't have spilled a drop. 180 00:16:43,318 --> 00:16:45,696 You'd win that bet. 181 00:16:45,779 --> 00:16:48,698 It's my best event. Hi. I'm Max. 182 00:16:48,782 --> 00:16:52,327 Bradley. Bradley Uppercrust the Third. 183 00:16:52,452 --> 00:16:54,370 - Ah, yes, 184 00:16:54,454 --> 00:16:56,873 my right-hand man, Gamma Brother Tank. 185 00:16:56,956 --> 00:16:59,583 The pleasure's all mine, baby. 186 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:03,712 Welcome aboard, little tyke. You're class, the high kind. 187 00:17:03,796 --> 00:17:07,674 Max, we have won ever College "X" Games competition... 188 00:17:07,716 --> 00:17:09,677 since the beginning. 189 00:17:09,719 --> 00:17:13,722 And we have decided to make you our first draft pick. 190 00:17:13,805 --> 00:17:16,516 Lucky you, huh? What do you think of that? 191 00:17:16,558 --> 00:17:20,521 No way. You want us to be Gammas? 192 00:17:20,646 --> 00:17:22,897 Ha! You guys, you hear that? 193 00:17:23,022 --> 00:17:24,982 - We're gonna be part... - Hold on, pal. 194 00:17:25,107 --> 00:17:27,944 This reservation's only for one. 195 00:17:28,028 --> 00:17:32,657 Oh, well, I'm sorr, but P.J., Bobby and I are in this together. 196 00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:35,536 It's all of us, or none of me. 197 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,536 Max, Max, Max. 198 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:41,123 You don't wanna be weighed down by those clowns, do you? 199 00:17:41,207 --> 00:17:43,208 I thought you wanted to win. 200 00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:46,044 Well, that's just what we're going to do. 201 00:17:46,086 --> 00:17:49,756 Ha! Like you'll find any better competitors than my teammates. 202 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:53,218 They're the real deal. Serious athletes. 203 00:17:53,343 --> 00:17:55,970 Check it. Uh-huh. 204 00:17:56,054 --> 00:17:57,930 - The Dynamic Dorks. 205 00:17:58,014 --> 00:18:00,516 Come on. The only thing you three could win... 206 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,895 is a loser contest, baby. 207 00:18:06,814 --> 00:18:08,857 Wow, nice trick. 208 00:18:08,941 --> 00:18:11,026 Do they go fetch and play dead too? 209 00:18:11,110 --> 00:18:14,196 Why, yes. As a matter of fact they do. 210 00:18:14,237 --> 00:18:16,239 Gammas, fetch. 211 00:18:16,281 --> 00:18:19,325 Uh-oh. This can't be good. 212 00:18:19,409 --> 00:18:21,452 - Back off, man. 213 00:18:21,536 --> 00:18:24,205 I've got a biscotti, and I'm not afraid to use it. 214 00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:28,751 All right, quit toying with my emotions. 215 00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:30,920 I thought we were friends. 216 00:18:31,046 --> 00:18:36,675 See, I'm giving you the opportunity to join the Gamma Mu Mu Fraternity. 217 00:18:36,758 --> 00:18:40,012 Mu, Mu! Who wants to join a herd of cows? 218 00:18:40,096 --> 00:18:43,349 - Tank? - Now, pray tell, sweetheart. 219 00:18:43,432 --> 00:18:48,228 Would Mr. Uppercrust like a little power wedgie for your viewing pleasure? 220 00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:51,065 Hey, leave him alone! Huh? Bobby! 221 00:18:51,107 --> 00:18:54,109 Hey, don't worr, bro. 222 00:18:54,192 --> 00:18:56,696 I'm a yellow belt. 223 00:18:56,779 --> 00:18:59,323 Eee-ya! Eee-ya! 224 00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:02,159 Hey, Daddy-os. 225 00:19:02,284 --> 00:19:04,870 This is a real L-7 scene. 226 00:19:04,953 --> 00:19:09,082 Let's all take a trip down the road of forgiveness and compassion. 227 00:19:09,124 --> 00:19:12,669 Ooh, passion. 228 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:16,464 I like your style, Little Miss Mochachino, but I'm busy right now. 229 00:19:16,547 --> 00:19:21,094 Well, I'm dizzy right now from watching your downward spiral. 230 00:19:21,136 --> 00:19:24,389 Ah, why don't you go off and save some whales or something? 231 00:19:24,472 --> 00:19:25,890 Ha! 232 00:19:25,974 --> 00:19:27,976 Oh, you slay me, Tiger. 233 00:19:28,059 --> 00:19:31,728 You are the fly in my soup. You are the eyelash in my eye. 234 00:19:31,811 --> 00:19:35,441 You are so busy blowing out bad vibes in ever direction, 235 00:19:35,524 --> 00:19:38,943 that we are all choking on your secondhand smoke. 236 00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:57,503 Errr! Knock it off! 237 00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:59,672 What's wrong, Brad? 238 00:19:59,755 --> 00:20:02,299 Don't you dare call me that! 239 00:20:02,383 --> 00:20:05,344 Yeah. Don't forget, he's the king, buster. 240 00:20:05,427 --> 00:20:09,599 Yeah, well, we'll dethrone you and the Gammas, your royal lowness. 241 00:20:09,682 --> 00:20:13,644 Huh. You'll be lucky to be my towel boy. 242 00:20:13,686 --> 00:20:15,895 Why don't we just make a little wager on that? 243 00:20:15,979 --> 00:20:19,983 Loser of the finals will be towel boy to the other. 244 00:20:20,025 --> 00:20:22,234 You got a deal. 245 00:20:22,318 --> 00:20:26,031 Be ready to wipe the dirt off my shoes, freshman. 246 00:20:26,114 --> 00:20:28,992 Gammas, out! 247 00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:30,993 - Don't let the door hit ya. - Later. 248 00:20:31,034 --> 00:20:34,871 Now, that's the first time I ever saw the trash... 249 00:20:34,914 --> 00:20:36,874 take itself out. 250 00:20:36,916 --> 00:20:39,668 You've got the beat, boys. 251 00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:42,337 Well, you invented it, girl. 252 00:20:42,463 --> 00:20:46,383 You let your fingers do the talkin'. Right. 253 00:20:51,721 --> 00:20:53,640 Next! 254 00:20:57,059 --> 00:20:58,978 Well, Mr. Goof, 255 00:20:59,061 --> 00:21:02,566 I notice you don't have a college degree. 256 00:21:02,691 --> 00:21:05,527 Well, I did complete three years, but... 257 00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:08,070 Look, doll, I'm afraid we can only get jobs... 258 00:21:08,153 --> 00:21:10,489 for people who have college degrees. 259 00:21:10,572 --> 00:21:13,201 So, what do you need? 260 00:21:13,284 --> 00:21:15,493 What is "a degree"? 261 00:21:15,577 --> 00:21:17,537 Bingo! We have a winner. 262 00:21:17,579 --> 00:21:21,250 Oh, what's a Goof to do? 263 00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:23,959 Well, doll... Uh, Mr. Goof, 264 00:21:24,043 --> 00:21:26,712 the answer to your problem is simple. 265 00:21:26,754 --> 00:21:30,884 The only way to build your career is to go back to college. 266 00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:36,389 College? Me? I was there in the '70s. I'm too old for that now. 267 00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:41,060 Come on, doll. You're never too old to learn a new trick. 268 00:21:44,104 --> 00:21:48,233 "We who are godlike now were once a mass... 269 00:21:48,317 --> 00:21:53,530 - Of quivering purple flecked with bars of gold. 270 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:56,867 Insentient! Full of joy or miser, 271 00:21:56,951 --> 00:21:59,952 and tossed in terrible tangles... 272 00:22:00,036 --> 00:22:01,954 - Mommy, I didn't do it! - Of some wild... 273 00:22:02,038 --> 00:22:04,791 - and windswept..." 274 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:07,127 Hi, everbody! 275 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,133 I'm just a yearnin' for some learnin'. 276 00:22:15,217 --> 00:22:17,385 Who is this goon? 277 00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:20,139 Right on, brother! Ah-yuck! 278 00:22:20,264 --> 00:22:23,183 - Hey, Max, is my vision blurred... - Oh, no. Oh, no. 279 00:22:23,267 --> 00:22:25,895 Or does that guy look like your dad? 280 00:22:25,979 --> 00:22:29,273 - Maxie! - Kill me. Just kill me now! 281 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:31,274 Hey, Maxie, 282 00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:35,279 looks like you and me are gonna be classmates. 283 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:37,947 Ah-yuck. He's my son. 284 00:22:44,788 --> 00:22:47,290 Daddy's little baby couldn't be alone? 285 00:22:50,628 --> 00:22:53,254 Nooo! 286 00:22:55,339 --> 00:22:59,678 So I got fired. Guess I lost my focus. 287 00:22:59,761 --> 00:23:03,639 Ah, Dad, I'm so sorr to hear that. 288 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,184 Well, look, if you're here to stay, I think we need to... 289 00:23:07,267 --> 00:23:09,519 Focus more. You're absolutely right. 290 00:23:09,603 --> 00:23:13,858 Now that I'm with ya, I won't be distracted no more. No, sirree. 291 00:23:13,941 --> 00:23:16,902 I'm gonna get me that college degree... 292 00:23:16,985 --> 00:23:18,904 Whoa! 293 00:23:20,364 --> 00:23:23,616 - What a bonehead! - What a loser. 294 00:23:23,699 --> 00:23:26,536 Dad, what I was saying... 295 00:23:26,578 --> 00:23:29,372 is that we need to establish some ground rules. 296 00:23:29,497 --> 00:23:32,916 Well, sure. Whatever you say, Maxie. 297 00:23:33,041 --> 00:23:35,920 First thing, lose the wig. 298 00:23:36,003 --> 00:23:38,881 But I need to look hip and groovy for college. 299 00:23:38,922 --> 00:23:41,175 Dad, you're scaring people. 300 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:47,681 I know you're worried it might be hard to get into the swing of things here, 301 00:23:47,722 --> 00:23:50,350 and, well, it might be. 302 00:23:50,391 --> 00:23:53,603 But I figure two Goofs are better than one. 303 00:23:53,686 --> 00:23:55,897 Two "goofs" all right. 304 00:23:55,980 --> 00:23:59,275 Just think! A whole 'nother year, 305 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,735 just you and me. 306 00:24:01,819 --> 00:24:05,698 A year? Did he say a year? Tell me he didn't say a year. I heard a year. 307 00:24:05,865 --> 00:24:08,367 Hold me and tell me he didn't say a year. 308 00:24:08,492 --> 00:24:11,329 A year's like... That's forever. 309 00:24:11,412 --> 00:24:16,332 You realize this could severely affect campus hijink-age. 310 00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:19,795 Yeah! And how we gonna whip those Gammas now? 311 00:24:19,878 --> 00:24:23,255 - With your dad's "practice interruptus"? - Listen, guys. 312 00:24:23,339 --> 00:24:26,300 Cut the old man some slack. He has to be here. 313 00:24:26,383 --> 00:24:28,887 He was fired, and he can't find a good job without a degree. 314 00:24:28,970 --> 00:24:31,055 Fired? Whoa. 315 00:24:31,097 --> 00:24:33,683 You mean like his pink slip was showing? 316 00:24:33,766 --> 00:24:35,768 Don't push it, man. 317 00:24:35,851 --> 00:24:39,355 Look, I talked to him and laid out all the ground rules. 318 00:24:39,438 --> 00:24:41,732 No interfering with the "X" Games practice. 319 00:24:41,774 --> 00:24:45,402 No hounding us about schoolwork. No coming into our room unannounced. 320 00:24:45,444 --> 00:24:47,654 And no acting like a father. 321 00:24:47,737 --> 00:24:49,823 Especially mine. 322 00:24:49,906 --> 00:24:54,076 He's got his life, I've got my life. 323 00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:57,122 "My life. My life." 324 00:24:57,164 --> 00:24:59,333 Spooky. 325 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,630 - Rise and shine! 326 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:09,258 - School's a-waitin'. 327 00:25:09,383 --> 00:25:11,384 What do you say, boys? 328 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:13,679 Dad! 329 00:25:13,804 --> 00:25:16,014 Our first class isn't until noon. 330 00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:20,226 Maybe so, but ever day starts with a good breakfast. 331 00:25:20,309 --> 00:25:22,897 Ooh! Whoa, whoa! 332 00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:35,491 Nowhere to run to, baby 333 00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:38,244 Nowhere to hide 334 00:25:38,326 --> 00:25:40,496 It's my love I'm runnin' from 335 00:25:40,579 --> 00:25:43,499 It's a heartbreak I've nowhere to go 336 00:25:43,624 --> 00:25:46,334 'Cause I know you're no good for me 337 00:25:46,459 --> 00:25:48,628 To become part of me 338 00:25:48,712 --> 00:25:51,591 - Everywhere I go, every face I see 339 00:25:51,674 --> 00:25:55,052 Every step I take you take by me, yeah 340 00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:59,057 - Look at it go! - No, no, no. 341 00:26:01,016 --> 00:26:03,268 Got nowhere to run to, baby 342 00:26:03,310 --> 00:26:05,562 Hey! Huh? 343 00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:10,733 - I know you're no good for me - Oh, lookie! 344 00:26:13,403 --> 00:26:15,864 - Nowhere to run, baby 345 00:26:15,906 --> 00:26:18,200 Nowhere to hide 346 00:26:18,283 --> 00:26:20,827 Hey! Huh, huh? 347 00:26:24,913 --> 00:26:27,875 - Huh? - Hiya, Max. 348 00:26:34,757 --> 00:26:36,842 Errr. Goof. 349 00:26:38,593 --> 00:26:41,305 So after we compare and contrast the Age of Enlightenment's... 350 00:26:41,388 --> 00:26:44,851 dark period with the Spanish Inquisition's recessionary trends, 351 00:26:44,934 --> 00:26:47,560 we can get a head start on our trigonorm... 352 00:26:47,644 --> 00:26:50,063 Uh, triggy... Uh, math. 353 00:26:50,188 --> 00:26:53,108 Then as a treat, I'll get us tickets to the Museum... 354 00:26:53,192 --> 00:26:55,109 of Natural Arts and Sciences. 355 00:26:55,192 --> 00:26:58,654 - I hear there's a spectacular leech exhibit. - Oh. 356 00:26:58,737 --> 00:27:01,323 But only if we finish all our homework. 357 00:27:04,618 --> 00:27:06,287 Huh? 358 00:27:21,551 --> 00:27:23,470 Where you goin', son? 359 00:27:23,595 --> 00:27:27,890 Oh, yeah! Well, I was just gonna go to... 360 00:27:27,931 --> 00:27:32,687 - You know, go to the... - I have a temporary, but I never got my permanent. 361 00:27:32,770 --> 00:27:35,689 To take you to sign up for your library card. 362 00:27:35,773 --> 00:27:38,693 Dad, all new students need one. 363 00:27:46,284 --> 00:27:50,328 A-Ahem. 364 00:27:50,411 --> 00:27:53,081 Good morning, gentlemen. I am the Head Librarian, 365 00:27:53,164 --> 00:27:55,750 versed in all aspects of your school's library, 366 00:27:55,791 --> 00:27:58,378 including, but not limited to, fiction, nonfiction, 367 00:27:58,462 --> 00:28:00,338 periodicals, reference and policy. 368 00:28:00,464 --> 00:28:05,426 - How may I help you? - Hi there, Miss "Marpole-ee." Marpole. Marpole! 369 00:28:05,510 --> 00:28:08,805 My Dad needs a library card. Could you... 370 00:28:08,846 --> 00:28:11,640 Oh, it would be my pleasure. 371 00:28:11,723 --> 00:28:14,894 We here at the college library believe that owning a library card... 372 00:28:14,977 --> 00:28:17,186 is a privilege, not a right. 373 00:28:17,270 --> 00:28:20,022 Consequently, we expect students... 374 00:28:20,106 --> 00:28:24,109 to treat the Dewey Decimal System with respect. 375 00:28:24,193 --> 00:28:27,655 You'll find these helpful to your library experience. 376 00:28:27,697 --> 00:28:30,033 Well, I'll be! 377 00:28:30,158 --> 00:28:33,286 Is that a genuine mood ring you're wearin'? 378 00:28:33,411 --> 00:28:35,496 Well, oh... 379 00:28:35,621 --> 00:28:38,374 Yes. Well, yes it is. 380 00:28:38,457 --> 00:28:43,003 I'm a collector of'70s memorabilia and such. Sort of silly, huh? 381 00:28:43,087 --> 00:28:45,130 What, are you kiddin'? 382 00:28:45,172 --> 00:28:48,007 This here's a Gilligan's Island fan club seashell. 383 00:28:48,090 --> 00:28:50,553 Get out! 384 00:28:50,636 --> 00:28:53,222 Do you remember the one when the Professor built a noncombustible engine... 385 00:28:53,305 --> 00:28:55,265 out of coconut shells and sand? 386 00:28:55,348 --> 00:28:58,100 Gawrsh, yeah, little buddy. 387 00:28:58,185 --> 00:29:02,521 - Come on! We're supposed to be practicin' for the "X" Games. 388 00:29:02,646 --> 00:29:05,316 I love all that '70s stuff! 389 00:29:05,399 --> 00:29:09,736 - Come on, we're out of here. - Oh, gosh! Remember the "Boogie Duck"? 390 00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:12,447 That was my all-time favorite! 391 00:29:12,531 --> 00:29:14,741 - Quack, quack, quack, quack. - Ooh-ooh. 392 00:29:14,824 --> 00:29:17,703 - Quack, quack, quack, quack. - Ooh-ooh. 393 00:29:17,745 --> 00:29:23,209 Here at the college library you'll find a most... 394 00:29:23,251 --> 00:29:25,211 A-A-Ahem! 395 00:29:25,253 --> 00:29:26,838 Miss Marpole! 396 00:29:26,921 --> 00:29:29,048 In a library? 397 00:29:32,091 --> 00:29:34,470 Really! 398 00:29:34,553 --> 00:29:38,015 And now, I actually think that the Psych Department... 399 00:29:38,140 --> 00:29:41,183 will be most refreshing. 400 00:29:43,563 --> 00:29:45,731 Well, uh, I really should be... 401 00:29:45,815 --> 00:29:49,317 getting back to work. 402 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,487 Say, um, Miss Marpole... 403 00:29:52,571 --> 00:29:55,156 Oh, you can call me Sylvia. 404 00:29:55,239 --> 00:29:58,575 Gawrsh! Sylvia. Ah-yuck. 405 00:29:58,659 --> 00:30:02,871 I was just a-wonderin' if maybe you'd like to... 406 00:30:02,913 --> 00:30:04,873 Go out to dinner? 407 00:30:04,915 --> 00:30:07,792 Well, then maybe afterwards, uh... 408 00:30:07,876 --> 00:30:10,838 - Go dancing? - Sure! 409 00:30:10,921 --> 00:30:14,633 So, if, uh... Well, if you're free on... 410 00:30:14,758 --> 00:30:18,177 Saturday? Oh, I'd love to. 7:00? 411 00:30:18,260 --> 00:30:21,681 All right. Ah-yuck. See ya then. 412 00:30:21,765 --> 00:30:25,392 You know, Goofy, you're pretty groovy. 413 00:30:28,104 --> 00:30:30,982 Aw, shucks! 414 00:30:31,899 --> 00:30:35,486 She said I'm pretty groovy. 415 00:30:35,569 --> 00:30:37,989 Hey, Maxie! Guess what? 416 00:30:38,073 --> 00:30:39,990 Maxie? 417 00:30:41,783 --> 00:30:43,785 I got a date. 418 00:30:49,457 --> 00:30:53,628 - Yeah! - Excellent, bro. 419 00:30:53,711 --> 00:30:56,797 - I got a date. 420 00:30:56,881 --> 00:30:59,133 Ah-yuck! I got a date. 421 00:30:59,216 --> 00:31:01,928 Gotta tell Maxie. There he is. 422 00:31:03,470 --> 00:31:06,432 - Maxie! I got a... - Huh? 423 00:31:06,474 --> 00:31:10,101 - Whoa! - Let go, Dad! 424 00:31:12,645 --> 00:31:16,025 Wow! Waa-hoo-hoo! Waa-hoo! 425 00:31:19,318 --> 00:31:24,407 Whoa! Waa-hoo-hoo! Waa-hoo! 426 00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:27,243 Hey, that guy is good! 427 00:31:27,327 --> 00:31:29,412 Isn't that Baby Goof's old man? 428 00:31:45,385 --> 00:31:47,429 - Wowee! - Gimme that. 429 00:31:47,512 --> 00:31:51,975 That sure was a heap of fun. Now I see why you're so crazy about it. 430 00:31:52,016 --> 00:31:56,145 Hey, Maxie, what if I join your team? 431 00:31:56,270 --> 00:31:58,607 We could practice together, and wear them funny outfits and everything. 432 00:31:58,690 --> 00:32:02,651 - It'd be a lot of fun. - Dad, as fun as that sounds, 433 00:32:02,735 --> 00:32:07,115 there are no openings on my team. 434 00:32:07,156 --> 00:32:09,826 Okay? 435 00:32:11,368 --> 00:32:13,328 Mr. Goof! 436 00:32:13,370 --> 00:32:15,705 Your performance was, without a doubt, 437 00:32:15,747 --> 00:32:19,751 the most breathtaking display of alternative sport inventiveness... 438 00:32:19,835 --> 00:32:22,671 yet to be parallelled by mankind! 439 00:32:22,713 --> 00:32:25,216 Gee! Ah-yuck. Thanks. 440 00:32:25,298 --> 00:32:27,217 Whatever you said. 441 00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:31,721 The Gammas, the number one team in the history of the College "X" Games, 442 00:32:31,804 --> 00:32:34,182 have an opening on our team. 443 00:32:34,223 --> 00:32:36,851 And it has got your name on it, buddy! 444 00:32:36,934 --> 00:32:38,894 Be a winner. Join us. 445 00:32:38,936 --> 00:32:40,853 Hey, welcome to the team. 446 00:32:40,895 --> 00:32:43,232 That's real nice of you to ask, 447 00:32:43,315 --> 00:32:46,778 but I'm really only interested in stayin' close to Maxie. 448 00:32:46,861 --> 00:32:52,242 Uh, I'm not sure you understand this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 449 00:32:52,409 --> 00:32:55,744 Well, ah-yuck, I'm not sure you understand... 450 00:32:55,828 --> 00:32:58,455 the bond between a father and his son. 451 00:32:58,539 --> 00:33:01,459 Guys, I have a plan. 452 00:33:01,584 --> 00:33:05,420 Well, if you change your mind, here's my card. 453 00:33:05,503 --> 00:33:07,797 Gammas, let's pack it up. 454 00:33:07,881 --> 00:33:09,842 - Gawrsh. - Yeah, get outta here. 455 00:33:09,925 --> 00:33:12,094 Listen, Dad, next to our team... 456 00:33:12,177 --> 00:33:15,597 the Gammas are the team, and they need you more than we do. 457 00:33:15,681 --> 00:33:18,599 Oh, yeah, Mr. Goof. The Gammas are like way hot, man. 458 00:33:18,682 --> 00:33:24,439 Besides, we'll all still be around each other at practices and events all the time. 459 00:33:24,522 --> 00:33:26,440 You'll have oodles of fun! 460 00:33:26,523 --> 00:33:30,444 Well, son, if you say so. 461 00:33:30,528 --> 00:33:32,279 Go for it, Dad. 462 00:33:32,404 --> 00:33:36,825 Hey, uh, Mr. Uppercrust, you can count me in. 463 00:33:36,909 --> 00:33:39,120 All right, then. There you go. 464 00:33:39,203 --> 00:33:42,455 Gentlemen, please. Gamma Brother Goofy, 465 00:33:42,539 --> 00:33:46,085 let me present you with your Gamma Mu Mu pledge pin. 466 00:33:46,127 --> 00:33:48,628 Gammas, exit. 467 00:33:49,796 --> 00:33:52,006 Gamma Brother Goofy! 468 00:33:52,089 --> 00:33:55,427 Whoo, yeah! 469 00:33:55,635 --> 00:33:58,012 It is you 470 00:33:58,095 --> 00:34:01,515 Oh, yeah 471 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,602 It is you 472 00:34:04,644 --> 00:34:06,771 A crunch to us. 473 00:34:06,896 --> 00:34:09,732 I can't believe it. It worked. 474 00:34:09,815 --> 00:34:14,278 We unloaded my dad, and now we can focus on winning. 475 00:34:14,403 --> 00:34:17,072 Let's do it to it! 476 00:34:20,157 --> 00:34:22,702 Hey, hi. I know you. 477 00:34:22,786 --> 00:34:25,079 You're that awesome new skateboarder. 478 00:34:25,163 --> 00:34:27,080 Save a dance for me? 479 00:34:27,164 --> 00:34:30,293 No problem. 480 00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:35,422 You dance? 481 00:34:35,506 --> 00:34:39,051 - I gotta see this. - Oh, wow! 482 00:34:40,678 --> 00:34:43,638 Me and a little crumpet like yourself... 483 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:47,308 could make beautiful bongo music together. 484 00:34:47,350 --> 00:34:51,479 Whoa! Easy boy. You're foggin' up my karma. 485 00:34:51,521 --> 00:34:54,398 - Hey, you wanna sit with us? - Sure. 486 00:34:54,482 --> 00:34:58,987 Your cool balances out his fool. 487 00:34:59,070 --> 00:35:01,573 Okay, whatever. 488 00:35:01,698 --> 00:35:04,283 Well. 489 00:35:04,324 --> 00:35:08,704 If it's all the same, I, uh, forgot your name. 490 00:35:08,746 --> 00:35:13,249 It is endemic of the current culture that those with large stature... 491 00:35:13,374 --> 00:35:16,211 are overlooked, except by vultures, 492 00:35:16,295 --> 00:35:18,838 with no regard to the depth of their souls, 493 00:35:18,963 --> 00:35:20,923 the height of their passion, 494 00:35:21,048 --> 00:35:25,304 the beauty of their moments. 495 00:35:25,388 --> 00:35:27,597 O wise Buddha Boy, 496 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:32,727 how could anyone overlook such a bundle of" yes-ness"? 497 00:35:32,810 --> 00:35:34,979 Let's dance. 498 00:35:36,564 --> 00:35:41,068 Ha! Guess the Bob-boy's lost his touch. 499 00:36:20,690 --> 00:36:22,942 Hey, what's goin' on? 500 00:36:23,026 --> 00:36:26,404 Shake it, shake it Shake your groove thing 501 00:36:26,444 --> 00:36:29,782 Shake your groove thing Yeah, yeah 502 00:36:29,824 --> 00:36:32,701 Show 'em how we do it now 503 00:36:32,785 --> 00:36:36,370 Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah 504 00:36:36,455 --> 00:36:40,459 Show 'em how we do it now Show 'em how we do it now 505 00:36:40,543 --> 00:36:43,795 Let's show the world we can dance 506 00:36:43,878 --> 00:36:48,384 Bad enough to strut my stuff 507 00:36:48,467 --> 00:36:51,302 The music gives us a chance 508 00:36:51,385 --> 00:36:55,599 We do more out on the floor 509 00:36:55,724 --> 00:36:59,142 Groovin' loose or heart-to-heart 510 00:36:59,268 --> 00:37:01,728 We put in motion every single part 511 00:37:01,812 --> 00:37:06,192 If the Gammas don't keep my dad out of our hair, his new girlfriend will. 512 00:37:06,275 --> 00:37:08,360 Boogie! 513 00:37:10,237 --> 00:37:15,158 Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah 514 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,411 Show 'em how we do it now 515 00:37:17,494 --> 00:37:21,831 Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah 516 00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:26,960 Show 'em how we do it now Shake your groove thing 517 00:37:27,085 --> 00:37:31,048 Oh, you're swingin' with some pretty cool canines there, Papa-dog. 518 00:37:31,173 --> 00:37:34,635 You are queen of the scene, my little java bean. 519 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,678 Yeah, yeah 520 00:37:36,762 --> 00:37:39,599 Show 'em how we do it now 521 00:37:39,682 --> 00:37:42,434 There's nothing more that I'd like to do 522 00:37:42,517 --> 00:37:45,729 Than take the floor and dance with you 523 00:37:45,812 --> 00:37:48,524 Keep dancing 524 00:37:48,607 --> 00:37:54,028 Let's keep dancing 525 00:38:08,417 --> 00:38:12,920 You've got a cute way of talking 526 00:38:13,004 --> 00:38:16,592 You've got the better of me 527 00:38:16,675 --> 00:38:20,678 Just snap your fingers and I'm walking 528 00:38:20,761 --> 00:38:26,894 Like the dog hanging on a leash 529 00:38:26,977 --> 00:38:29,020 I'm in the spin you know 530 00:38:29,103 --> 00:38:32,398 Shaking on a string you know 531 00:38:32,481 --> 00:38:36,402 - You make me feel like dancing - Gonna dance the night away 532 00:38:36,485 --> 00:38:38,904 You make me feel like dancing 533 00:38:38,946 --> 00:38:40,906 Gonna dance the night away 534 00:38:40,948 --> 00:38:44,910 You make me feel like dancing 535 00:38:44,993 --> 00:38:48,913 I feel like dancing, dancing Dance the night away 536 00:38:48,997 --> 00:38:51,917 I feel like dancing Dancing 537 00:38:52,001 --> 00:38:54,795 Ah 538 00:38:54,878 --> 00:38:58,005 Ditty-ditty dit, dit, de-dit 539 00:38:58,088 --> 00:39:00,717 Oh, Goofy, 540 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,387 this is the best night of my life. 541 00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:07,264 Mine too! 542 00:39:09,140 --> 00:39:12,144 Oh, Sylvia! 543 00:39:14,354 --> 00:39:16,230 Ohhh-aah! 544 00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:26,574 Oh! 545 00:39:28,535 --> 00:39:30,244 Ohh! 546 00:39:38,711 --> 00:39:40,629 Ohh! 547 00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:49,473 Hey! What... 548 00:40:12,786 --> 00:40:15,497 Aah. 549 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:25,715 I'll see you at the qualifying rounds, freshmen! 550 00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:30,511 And after, when you'll be bringing me my towel, boy! 551 00:40:43,231 --> 00:40:47,694 Ahh, this is everything I dreamed it would be! 552 00:40:49,863 --> 00:40:53,783 This place puts the "rage" in outrageous! 553 00:40:53,949 --> 00:40:56,952 No kiddin'! It buries what we're used to. 554 00:40:57,036 --> 00:41:01,457 All right, just remember. There's nothing here that we can't handle. 555 00:41:01,541 --> 00:41:04,835 Oh! I seriously doubt that. 556 00:41:04,877 --> 00:41:07,338 We're gonna eat you alive, freshmen! 557 00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:11,008 Oh, Brad, we're quaking on our boards. 558 00:41:11,091 --> 00:41:15,470 Attention, would Gamma Team One and Team 99... 559 00:41:15,554 --> 00:41:19,182 report to the street competition platform? 560 00:41:19,224 --> 00:41:22,351 Hey, guys, that's us. Let's do it to it. 561 00:41:22,434 --> 00:41:25,938 - Good luck, son! - Yeah, you too, Dad. 562 00:41:26,064 --> 00:41:29,275 Hey-ho and whaddya you know? 563 00:41:29,358 --> 00:41:32,988 Welcome to the Sixth Annual College "X" Games. 564 00:41:35,073 --> 00:41:37,157 The contestants are gonna spin, 565 00:41:37,241 --> 00:41:40,911 twist, lunge and plunge like there's no tomorrow. 566 00:41:40,994 --> 00:41:46,666 Today's qualifying rounds will determine who will compete in the semifinals! 567 00:41:46,749 --> 00:41:49,252 And now, let's see what's happening at our first venue, 568 00:41:49,335 --> 00:41:51,379 the skateboarders' street competition, 569 00:41:51,462 --> 00:41:55,258 from our man on the street, Ken Clark! 570 00:41:55,384 --> 00:41:59,011 - Welcome, one and all. Today... - Thank you, Ken! 571 00:41:59,094 --> 00:42:02,265 Word on the street is that there's a new kid in town... 572 00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:05,518 who poses a threat to Bradley Uppercrust the Third. 573 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:10,481 - That's right, Chuck. And his name is... - Max Goof! 574 00:42:10,564 --> 00:42:14,650 Max! Max! Max! 575 00:42:14,734 --> 00:42:17,653 Hey, Tank! 576 00:42:19,741 --> 00:42:22,951 This is it, man. Your competition. 577 00:42:23,034 --> 00:42:26,746 This is the big one, bro. Stay focused. 578 00:42:28,748 --> 00:42:31,250 Just like we always do! 579 00:42:31,292 --> 00:42:34,837 It's a little insurance, baby, with no deductible. 580 00:42:34,962 --> 00:42:38,424 Crazy idea. You do the honors, Brother Goof. 581 00:42:38,507 --> 00:42:42,469 Me? Gawrsh! Well... sure! 582 00:42:42,552 --> 00:42:45,473 Well, well, what do we have here? 583 00:42:45,515 --> 00:42:49,310 Looks like there's been a last minute substitution. 584 00:42:49,393 --> 00:42:52,979 That's right, Chuck. Skateboarding for the Gammas is... 585 00:42:53,062 --> 00:42:56,233 Max Goof's father, Goofy! 586 00:42:56,316 --> 00:42:58,734 It's patriarch and son pitted against each other... 587 00:42:58,818 --> 00:43:00,944 in a battle of skill and dexterity. 588 00:43:04,699 --> 00:43:08,034 This is gonna be good. 589 00:43:09,452 --> 00:43:12,834 - Whoo-ha-ha! - Adios, compadre. 590 00:43:15,877 --> 00:43:19,214 Not bad. Looping out with a devil flip to a head butt. 591 00:43:19,297 --> 00:43:22,175 - He's up and ready to rip! 592 00:43:22,216 --> 00:43:25,553 Looks like Brother Goof needs a boost. 593 00:43:27,513 --> 00:43:31,850 And a huge triple flip on the quarter pipe. 594 00:43:32,935 --> 00:43:36,312 Fifty-fifty slide uphill to a flip. 595 00:43:37,564 --> 00:43:40,026 Wow-hoo! 596 00:43:40,067 --> 00:43:44,362 What a lip slide to a hand-plant! Whoa nelly! 597 00:43:44,404 --> 00:43:49,409 Skating with the speed of a cheetah, that is gonna be time for Goofy. 598 00:43:49,493 --> 00:43:51,452 Oh, what a show! 599 00:43:51,535 --> 00:43:54,788 That's right, Chuck. Looks like the new kid in town is no match... 600 00:43:54,872 --> 00:43:57,375 for the unbeatable Gammas and their newest member... 601 00:43:57,458 --> 00:43:59,334 Goofy! 602 00:43:59,418 --> 00:44:01,837 Let's see what the judges have to say. 603 00:44:03,506 --> 00:44:06,509 Perfect tens across the board! 604 00:44:06,592 --> 00:44:09,386 Except for the German judge. Nine on that one. 605 00:44:09,511 --> 00:44:13,390 Wow! Blown away by his own dad. 606 00:44:13,473 --> 00:44:17,394 Hey, quiet! I'm trying to concentrate here. 607 00:44:17,519 --> 00:44:20,563 It's Max's time to skate. 608 00:44:20,647 --> 00:44:23,148 And... here he goes! 609 00:44:23,231 --> 00:44:28,195 Ooh! Starts out big with a half cam across the box jump. 610 00:44:30,698 --> 00:44:32,784 Ooh! Ahh! 611 00:44:32,867 --> 00:44:35,120 Losing his balance to a knee slide. 612 00:44:35,203 --> 00:44:39,122 That is going to hurt his score unless he does something big! 613 00:44:41,041 --> 00:44:42,501 Okay, comin' to the quarter pipe. 614 00:44:42,585 --> 00:44:47,213 Tail-grabs to a lip slide on the rail to... 615 00:44:47,296 --> 00:44:49,382 - Oh, that has got to hurt. 616 00:44:49,465 --> 00:44:51,425 Come on, Max, get up! 617 00:44:53,594 --> 00:44:55,639 He's okay! 618 00:44:55,722 --> 00:44:58,391 Let's see if he can end strong. 619 00:44:58,475 --> 00:45:00,894 Quick flip into a one-handed stall. 620 00:45:00,977 --> 00:45:05,648 This is a new one. I have never seen this move, folks! 621 00:45:08,108 --> 00:45:11,945 It's back down into the transition. Sit 360. 622 00:45:11,987 --> 00:45:15,281 And... time! 623 00:45:16,699 --> 00:45:18,910 Wowee! 624 00:45:19,035 --> 00:45:21,037 With barely above a six-point average, 625 00:45:21,121 --> 00:45:23,706 Team 99 just makes it to the semifinals... 626 00:45:23,790 --> 00:45:26,626 by the skin of their teeth! 627 00:45:26,669 --> 00:45:29,879 Relax! It's okay, man. We're in! 628 00:45:29,962 --> 00:45:33,591 - Get real! - Goofy! Goofy! 629 00:45:33,632 --> 00:45:36,802 Witness, gentlemen, victor is ours. 630 00:45:36,885 --> 00:45:40,055 And most importantly, we taught our little freshmen foes... 631 00:45:40,138 --> 00:45:42,974 not to mess with the Gammas. 632 00:45:43,058 --> 00:45:47,145 - Goofy! Goofy! - Maxie! 633 00:45:47,228 --> 00:45:51,233 - Goofy! Goofy! - Hey, Maxie? 634 00:45:53,735 --> 00:45:57,656 Maxie! I've been lookin' all over for you, son. 635 00:45:57,781 --> 00:46:00,991 Where you been? I can't tell you how sorr I am. 636 00:46:01,116 --> 00:46:05,204 Save your breath! You may have won this time, but, Dad... 637 00:46:05,246 --> 00:46:08,748 Oh! This campus just isn't big enough for the both of us. 638 00:46:08,832 --> 00:46:12,044 I didn't mean for it to turn out this way. 639 00:46:12,127 --> 00:46:14,755 I was just tryin' to get closer to ya. 640 00:46:14,838 --> 00:46:18,675 Don't you get it? I'm trying to get away from you! 641 00:46:18,759 --> 00:46:22,971 I'm not a little kid anymore! Now just leave me alone and get your own life! 642 00:46:27,517 --> 00:46:29,685 Good morning, people. 643 00:46:29,769 --> 00:46:34,982 It would appear that it is time to start. You may open... 644 00:46:37,525 --> 00:46:39,362 Oh, Mr. Goof. 645 00:46:39,446 --> 00:46:43,784 - Nice of you to join us today. - Huh? 646 00:46:43,867 --> 00:46:47,203 Oh, yeah. Right. 647 00:46:47,286 --> 00:46:50,207 You may open your envelopes and begin. 648 00:46:59,881 --> 00:47:04,302 Let's not have any wandering eyes. 649 00:47:25,823 --> 00:47:28,993 Hello, world There's a song that we're singing 650 00:47:29,076 --> 00:47:34,123 Come on, get happy 651 00:47:34,249 --> 00:47:38,418 A whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin' 652 00:47:38,501 --> 00:47:41,379 We'll make you happy 653 00:47:42,923 --> 00:47:46,259 We had a dream We go traveling together 654 00:47:46,342 --> 00:47:49,428 We'll spread a little lovin' And we'll keep movin'on 655 00:47:49,512 --> 00:47:53,390 Something always happens whenever we're together 656 00:47:53,432 --> 00:47:56,477 We get a happy feeling when we're singing a song 657 00:47:56,560 --> 00:48:00,231 Traveling along there's a song that we're singing 658 00:48:00,356 --> 00:48:02,400 Come on, get happy 659 00:48:04,443 --> 00:48:08,697 A whole lot of loving is what we'll be bringing 660 00:48:08,781 --> 00:48:11,909 We'll make you happy 661 00:48:11,992 --> 00:48:17,288 We'll make you happy We'll make you happy 662 00:48:20,667 --> 00:48:24,879 Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo! 663 00:48:27,925 --> 00:48:31,051 You're fired! 664 00:48:33,178 --> 00:48:35,640 I notice you don't have a college degree. 665 00:48:35,765 --> 00:48:40,268 Come on, son. I can't miss you if you won't leave. 666 00:48:41,770 --> 00:48:43,772 Whoa! 667 00:48:49,277 --> 00:48:53,030 - Get your own life! 668 00:48:53,197 --> 00:48:54,282 Huh? 669 00:48:54,324 --> 00:48:56,618 - Get your own life! - Huh? 670 00:48:56,660 --> 00:48:59,621 Leave me alone and get your own life! 671 00:49:01,955 --> 00:49:06,711 - Pencils down. 672 00:49:06,794 --> 00:49:10,296 I said, pencils down. 673 00:49:11,757 --> 00:49:13,801 Wait a minute. I'm not finished! 674 00:49:13,884 --> 00:49:18,096 It's over, Mr. Goof. 675 00:49:45,247 --> 00:49:48,459 - Oh, Pete! 676 00:49:48,542 --> 00:49:51,545 What am I gonna do now? 677 00:49:51,670 --> 00:49:54,046 Oh, look, Goof, it's no big deal. 678 00:49:54,130 --> 00:49:58,426 All that book learning doesn't prepare you for doodly-squat. 679 00:49:58,510 --> 00:50:00,928 It's useless in the real world. 680 00:50:01,011 --> 00:50:03,138 Ha! All them square roots, 681 00:50:03,221 --> 00:50:07,060 and circumnavigating and circumference and... bah! 682 00:50:07,102 --> 00:50:09,604 It's all "garbology." Lookie here. 683 00:50:09,688 --> 00:50:14,277 If you know that four quarters adds up to a simoleon, you'll survive. 684 00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:18,529 Anyone who tells you anything different... 685 00:50:18,655 --> 00:50:20,615 is priming your pump. 686 00:50:20,740 --> 00:50:24,660 Take it from me, pal. 687 00:50:24,744 --> 00:50:27,997 If you want that diploma, 688 00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,499 you gotta fix both eyes on it... 689 00:50:30,581 --> 00:50:32,918 like it was this here horseshoe stake. 690 00:50:40,675 --> 00:50:44,430 That's it! I lost my focus! 691 00:50:44,513 --> 00:50:47,181 I gotta get back there and straighten things out. 692 00:50:50,100 --> 00:50:52,771 Focus! 693 00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,277 Did I miss something? 694 00:51:06,742 --> 00:51:09,620 Hey, I know you! Aren't you... 695 00:51:09,661 --> 00:51:10,996 Yeah. Max. 696 00:51:11,079 --> 00:51:14,958 Goofy's son! Ahh! He is rad! 697 00:51:42,317 --> 00:51:44,320 Hmm? 698 00:51:44,403 --> 00:51:48,864 Do you ever wonder why we're always like... wearin' gloves? 699 00:51:52,828 --> 00:51:56,247 Grande cappuccino. Make it a double. 700 00:51:56,331 --> 00:51:57,957 Hey, Max! 701 00:51:58,082 --> 00:52:01,084 - Grande cap, double it. - Be here now, bro! 702 00:52:01,168 --> 00:52:04,171 We thrive on the singularity of the you that is one... 703 00:52:04,213 --> 00:52:06,298 with your selfness. 704 00:52:06,382 --> 00:52:08,467 That's just the new P.J. "speak" for... 705 00:52:08,549 --> 00:52:11,512 "Where you been, buddy?" 706 00:52:14,056 --> 00:52:18,017 I've decided this school's only big enough for one Goof. 707 00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:20,229 I'm transferring outta here. 708 00:52:20,312 --> 00:52:24,190 - Excusez-moi moi? - Wait a minute! 709 00:52:24,232 --> 00:52:27,818 Hold it, Max! That means you can't be on the "X" Games team. 710 00:52:27,902 --> 00:52:32,239 Exactly. You don't want me on the team, anyway. I lost in my best event! 711 00:52:32,364 --> 00:52:37,286 Ah, c'mon! Hey, Maxman! That was a one-time freak-fest. 712 00:52:37,369 --> 00:52:40,038 You can beat any of those losers any day. 713 00:52:40,121 --> 00:52:43,666 I've already decided. I'm outta here. 714 00:52:44,919 --> 00:52:50,174 Max, Max, Max. Admit defeat, 715 00:52:50,257 --> 00:52:55,719 and defeat will surely admit you into permanent custody, my man. 716 00:52:55,761 --> 00:52:58,890 If I can't even beat my father, 717 00:52:58,973 --> 00:53:02,476 who is probably the most athletically-challenged man in the universe, 718 00:53:02,559 --> 00:53:04,853 how can you expect me to beat the other competitors? 719 00:53:04,895 --> 00:53:07,857 We're starting in last place because of me! 720 00:53:07,898 --> 00:53:10,525 That never stopped us before! 721 00:53:10,650 --> 00:53:15,740 You wanna give that Gamma geek Bradley the satisfaction of knowing he forced us out? 722 00:53:15,823 --> 00:53:17,741 Well... no. 723 00:53:17,824 --> 00:53:23,205 You wanna let the crowd who once cheered for you cheer for someone else? 724 00:53:23,247 --> 00:53:28,417 - Especially when that someone else is your old man? - No! 725 00:53:28,501 --> 00:53:33,255 Are you gonna be someone else's towel boy? 726 00:53:33,339 --> 00:53:35,050 No! 727 00:53:35,133 --> 00:53:37,386 - Together we can do it! - You're right! 728 00:53:37,470 --> 00:53:41,307 We can still beat 'em! Let's whip those Gammas! 729 00:53:41,390 --> 00:53:45,811 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Mission: Possible! 730 00:53:45,894 --> 00:53:49,313 Let's do it to it! 731 00:53:53,651 --> 00:53:56,987 Boys... will be boys. 732 00:53:58,990 --> 00:54:02,033 Hmm. Stands me up. 733 00:54:02,116 --> 00:54:06,288 Doesn't call me, doesn't apologize, doesn't write to me. 734 00:54:06,330 --> 00:54:10,792 He could send me a little note, something. Hmph. 735 00:54:10,834 --> 00:54:14,045 - Sylvia, l... Oh, if you'd let me, l... - Shh. 736 00:54:14,129 --> 00:54:17,757 No talking in the library. 737 00:54:17,882 --> 00:54:20,802 Oh, gawrsh, Sylvia. 738 00:54:20,843 --> 00:54:23,012 I really care about ya. 739 00:54:23,095 --> 00:54:26,599 Well, gee! If a certain someone truly cared about another someone, 740 00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:30,103 you would think that the certain someone would show up for a certain special dinner, 741 00:54:30,186 --> 00:54:33,271 or at least apologize for not showing up, 742 00:54:33,313 --> 00:54:36,484 or even call or something! 743 00:54:37,902 --> 00:54:41,946 Ohh! You're right. I'm so sorr. 744 00:54:41,988 --> 00:54:44,700 I let my head get so filled up with fiddle-faddle, 745 00:54:44,825 --> 00:54:49,078 that I plumb lost track of everything that's important to me. 746 00:54:49,161 --> 00:54:51,956 - Counting you! - Oh! 747 00:54:51,997 --> 00:54:54,000 Can you ever forgive me? 748 00:54:57,211 --> 00:55:01,465 Oh, how can I not forgive you? 749 00:55:01,591 --> 00:55:07,805 Oh, Sylvia, I gotta get my grades up, and quit those dumb ol' Gammas. 750 00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:09,972 - And most important... - Shh. 751 00:55:10,056 --> 00:55:13,935 And most important, get my son back. 752 00:55:14,019 --> 00:55:15,937 Well, what are we waiting for? 753 00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:21,109 - I've got a yearnin' for some learnin'. Ah-yuck! - Ah-yuck! 754 00:55:25,029 --> 00:55:27,031 Huh? 755 00:55:33,787 --> 00:55:36,373 Sylvia? 756 00:55:45,882 --> 00:55:49,595 Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh 757 00:56:00,438 --> 00:56:03,023 Come on, you can do it. 758 00:56:03,106 --> 00:56:06,193 - I don't wanna lose this good thing - Go, go! 759 00:56:06,277 --> 00:56:08,571 You're everything I've got 760 00:56:08,654 --> 00:56:12,782 If I do I would surely 761 00:56:12,865 --> 00:56:15,370 Surely lose a lot 762 00:56:15,411 --> 00:56:19,664 'Cause your love is better 763 00:56:19,748 --> 00:56:22,125 Than any other I know 764 00:56:22,208 --> 00:56:26,462 It's like thunder Lightning 765 00:56:26,587 --> 00:56:28,714 - The way you love me is frightening - Let's do it! 766 00:56:28,798 --> 00:56:32,260 You better knock on wood 767 00:56:32,302 --> 00:56:34,928 Baby 768 00:56:35,012 --> 00:56:37,431 Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh 769 00:56:37,514 --> 00:56:41,060 You better knock on wood 770 00:56:43,312 --> 00:56:46,023 Oh! Oh, you did it! 771 00:56:46,106 --> 00:56:48,316 You did it! Look! All A's. 772 00:56:48,399 --> 00:56:50,611 - Whoa? 773 00:56:50,694 --> 00:56:54,239 Oh, I am just so proud of you, Goofy. 774 00:56:54,322 --> 00:56:56,782 Let's go celebrate. 775 00:56:56,824 --> 00:56:59,828 Oh, you know I'd love to, 776 00:56:59,953 --> 00:57:03,539 but I got a few more things to take care of. 777 00:57:06,126 --> 00:57:10,046 So, you see, I have to quit the team. 778 00:57:10,964 --> 00:57:13,299 - Excuse me? - You what? 779 00:57:13,341 --> 00:57:15,593 - No way! - What is he talking about, huh? 780 00:57:15,677 --> 00:57:17,970 Just what makes you think you can change your mind... 781 00:57:18,054 --> 00:57:20,514 on the last day of the competition? 782 00:57:20,598 --> 00:57:23,392 Should I knock some sense into his big melon? 783 00:57:23,476 --> 00:57:27,438 Whoa, whoa. Down, Tank. Easy, boy. 784 00:57:27,521 --> 00:57:30,482 If you're thinking you're quitting the Gammas to join that freshman geek son of yours, 785 00:57:30,524 --> 00:57:33,276 you've got another thing comin'. 786 00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:38,032 Bull's-eye, baby. Dog-boy's in trouble, and Daddy's gonna bail him out. 787 00:57:39,992 --> 00:57:42,994 No, sirree, sir! 788 00:57:43,077 --> 00:57:45,163 Ah! Got my bunion! 789 00:57:45,247 --> 00:57:47,706 I'm not gonna be on anyone's team. 790 00:57:47,790 --> 00:57:50,834 Smart man. But you forgot one thing. 791 00:57:50,918 --> 00:57:55,839 Nobody... I repeat... Nobody quits the Gammas! 792 00:57:57,674 --> 00:58:02,139 If you were such darn winners before, you'll be just fine without me. 793 00:58:02,264 --> 00:58:06,308 - I'm leavin' the Gammas, and that's that. - You're not leaving the Gammas. 794 00:58:06,350 --> 00:58:08,977 Wow-ow! 795 00:58:09,102 --> 00:58:12,147 - The Gammas are leaving you! - Sayonara. 796 00:58:12,272 --> 00:58:15,191 - Yeah! Hasta la vista, baby! 797 00:58:15,233 --> 00:58:19,152 Gee! I think they're a little sore at me. Whoops! 798 00:58:19,194 --> 00:58:21,155 Better return my Gamma pin. 799 00:58:21,197 --> 00:58:24,868 We'll win how we always win. And how's that, Gammas? 800 00:58:24,951 --> 00:58:27,036 - Skill? - Good looks? 801 00:58:27,119 --> 00:58:31,499 No, you dense dopes! We'll cheat! 802 00:58:31,541 --> 00:58:33,208 Cheat! Cheat! 803 00:58:33,292 --> 00:58:36,711 Just like we did last time, sweetheart. 804 00:58:36,795 --> 00:58:39,507 That was a great cheat. 805 00:58:39,590 --> 00:58:42,008 But now I have a better plan. 806 00:58:42,091 --> 00:58:45,052 I gotta warn Maxie! 807 00:58:46,763 --> 00:58:48,723 This is it, guys. 808 00:58:48,764 --> 00:58:51,726 - Championship time. 809 00:58:53,186 --> 00:58:55,772 Oh, hiya, fellers. 810 00:58:55,855 --> 00:58:59,525 Oh, heh-heh, hi, Mr. Goof. 811 00:58:59,650 --> 00:59:03,029 Gee, Max, I know you're still sore at me, 812 00:59:03,069 --> 00:59:05,197 but I came to warn you... 813 00:59:05,281 --> 00:59:08,826 - that the Gammas have been cheatin' all along. - Oh, yeah! 814 00:59:08,909 --> 00:59:10,868 Did Bradley tell you to say that? 815 00:59:10,910 --> 00:59:14,372 Stop wasting my time, Dad. I gotta stay focused. 816 00:59:17,918 --> 00:59:21,587 Ooh, good luck, son. 817 00:59:24,633 --> 00:59:28,886 Ohh, ladies and gentlemen! 818 00:59:28,969 --> 00:59:33,432 Put on your seat belts and hold on to your hats. Oh, my! 819 00:59:33,515 --> 00:59:36,768 It's time for the high-flying, gravity-defying, 820 00:59:36,852 --> 00:59:39,521 no-time-for-crying... 821 00:59:39,604 --> 00:59:42,441 College "X" Games! 822 00:59:42,483 --> 00:59:47,738 Let's get vertical! 823 00:59:47,821 --> 00:59:49,781 All righty now. 824 00:59:49,865 --> 00:59:53,410 We'll begin with the eight qualifying teams in a semifinal round... 825 00:59:53,535 --> 00:59:56,411 until we're down to the two best teams. 826 00:59:56,453 --> 00:59:58,456 Then they'll be fightin' for first place... 827 00:59:58,498 --> 01:00:02,251 and the College "X" Games championship! 828 01:00:02,335 --> 01:00:06,629 That's right, Chuck. In the semifinals we'll see rock climbing, 829 01:00:06,713 --> 01:00:09,634 luge runs, and much more! 830 01:00:09,676 --> 01:00:12,219 Won't... that be fun! 831 01:00:12,302 --> 01:00:15,305 The leading team to beat, as always, 832 01:00:15,389 --> 01:00:17,308 is the Gammas! 833 01:00:17,391 --> 01:00:20,935 Their three competitors are. Bradley Uppercrust the Third, 834 01:00:21,060 --> 01:00:24,522 Tank and Slouch! 835 01:00:24,647 --> 01:00:26,774 - What happened to Goofy? - We want Goofy! 836 01:00:26,858 --> 01:00:31,738 What do you know, Chuck! Looks like Goofy's a no-show. 837 01:00:31,822 --> 01:00:33,989 What happened to Goof, man? 838 01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:38,746 Hey, Brad, what'd you do with my dad? 839 01:00:38,829 --> 01:00:42,748 He didn't make the cut. He was never Gamma material. 840 01:00:45,502 --> 01:00:48,380 Let's go down to the semifinal round... 841 01:00:48,463 --> 01:00:50,839 which begins with the rock climb. 842 01:00:56,012 --> 01:00:58,763 What the... 843 01:01:14,779 --> 01:01:16,364 - Yeah! Yeah! 844 01:01:16,447 --> 01:01:19,032 Whoo-whoo! Yes! 845 01:01:28,793 --> 01:01:30,712 Huh? 846 01:01:30,753 --> 01:01:33,548 - Whoa! 847 01:01:47,018 --> 01:01:48,603 Yea! 848 01:02:01,657 --> 01:02:05,786 The semifinals have resulted in just Team One and Team 99... 849 01:02:05,911 --> 01:02:08,539 going head-to-head in the finals. 850 01:02:08,622 --> 01:02:12,708 The grueling competition has really taken its toll... 851 01:02:12,750 --> 01:02:14,419 on the athletes this afternoon. 852 01:02:14,711 --> 01:02:19,966 Let's strap in for our final and deciding event: The "X" Games triathlon. 853 01:02:20,049 --> 01:02:25,472 Yes, we're seconds away from what promises to be an exciting finale... 854 01:02:25,555 --> 01:02:29,975 between these two fierce competitors. 855 01:02:30,059 --> 01:02:31,728 Take your positions. 856 01:02:31,811 --> 01:02:36,148 On your mark, get set... 857 01:02:39,359 --> 01:02:42,278 False start! False start! 858 01:02:42,362 --> 01:02:44,322 Both teams back on the line. Get back here. 859 01:02:44,405 --> 01:02:47,951 Hold on! Bradley just blasted our third guy into the next state. 860 01:02:48,035 --> 01:02:51,371 That is absurd! I did nothing of the sort! 861 01:02:51,454 --> 01:02:53,873 That's what my dad has been trying to tell me. 862 01:02:53,957 --> 01:02:56,459 Can we get on with the race, please? 863 01:02:56,543 --> 01:02:59,170 Wait a minute. Uh, one, two. 864 01:02:59,295 --> 01:03:02,423 You don't seem to have enough team members now. 865 01:03:02,465 --> 01:03:05,091 - Do you? - Rules are rules. 866 01:03:05,174 --> 01:03:08,929 You have to field a full team, or you forfeit to the Gammas. 867 01:03:09,012 --> 01:03:12,224 That's unfair! We don't know anyone else. 868 01:03:12,307 --> 01:03:14,809 Oh, seems we have a little delay here, folks. 869 01:03:14,935 --> 01:03:20,440 Team 99's short a man and will be disqualified if one is not found... 870 01:03:20,481 --> 01:03:23,901 in just one and one half minutes. 871 01:03:23,985 --> 01:03:27,363 Dad, it's me, Max. If you're out there... 872 01:03:27,446 --> 01:03:30,366 Oh, my gosh. Maxie's in trouble! 873 01:03:30,449 --> 01:03:36,038 Dad, relax, I'm not in trouble. It's just the team needs you. I need you. 874 01:03:36,121 --> 01:03:38,875 You hear that? I gotta go help him! 875 01:03:38,958 --> 01:03:41,377 Good thing I always carry my lucky horseshoe. 876 01:03:41,502 --> 01:03:43,712 I'm a-comin', Maxie! 877 01:03:45,506 --> 01:03:49,134 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoa! Aaah! 878 01:03:49,176 --> 01:03:52,804 Well, I wouldn't blame him if he didn't come. 879 01:03:52,846 --> 01:03:55,390 That's it! They're disqualified. 880 01:03:55,473 --> 01:03:59,852 Nope, nope, nope. Not yet. There's still five more seconds. 881 01:03:59,936 --> 01:04:02,356 Four, three, 882 01:04:02,397 --> 01:04:04,234 two... 883 01:04:04,317 --> 01:04:07,819 - Ah-yuck! 884 01:04:07,861 --> 01:04:10,323 Come on, no fair! He's too late! 885 01:04:10,364 --> 01:04:12,907 Not by my watch. 886 01:04:12,991 --> 01:04:16,035 Son, about the last couple of weeks... 887 01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:20,039 Dad, what do ya say we take care of this race first? 888 01:04:20,081 --> 01:04:22,041 You got it! 889 01:04:22,124 --> 01:04:25,461 Take your positions. 890 01:04:25,544 --> 01:04:28,171 On your mark! 891 01:04:28,213 --> 01:04:31,050 Get set! 892 01:04:33,886 --> 01:04:36,804 Gammas lead as they head out of the stadium. 893 01:04:40,642 --> 01:04:44,228 - Operation Grandma up ahead. - Goody, goody. 894 01:04:47,983 --> 01:04:51,944 Uh-oh! There's pedestrians on the course! 895 01:04:56,992 --> 01:04:59,535 Gawrsh! Sorr, ma'am. 896 01:05:03,122 --> 01:05:05,124 Wink-wink. 897 01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:11,630 Operation Hay Bale. 898 01:05:11,713 --> 01:05:13,715 Isn't that Mickey Mouse over there? 899 01:05:13,757 --> 01:05:16,884 - Mickey Mouse? Where? - He's over there. 900 01:05:16,968 --> 01:05:20,220 Team 99 cruising along. 901 01:05:22,224 --> 01:05:24,851 Holy moly! What is this? 902 01:05:24,935 --> 01:05:27,561 Looks like a little street-skating detour. 903 01:05:30,022 --> 01:05:34,068 Side by side, sole grinds all the way down the ledge. 904 01:05:35,110 --> 01:05:39,197 And Team 99 has regained the lead! 905 01:05:44,118 --> 01:05:46,787 The whip, Tank! 906 01:05:48,540 --> 01:05:51,042 Seven-ten split, gutter boy! 907 01:05:51,126 --> 01:05:55,046 Team Gamma blows right by the freshmen. 908 01:05:55,129 --> 01:05:57,507 The racers are approaching the start of the bicycle leg. 909 01:05:57,631 --> 01:06:00,593 Gamma still holding its lead. 910 01:06:10,060 --> 01:06:14,022 Off with the skates, and on to the bikes! 911 01:06:23,197 --> 01:06:26,284 And both teams are blasting through the rhythm section... 912 01:06:26,368 --> 01:06:29,328 with a whole lot of style. 913 01:06:29,370 --> 01:06:32,831 The freshmen are right on Team Gamma's tail. 914 01:06:39,129 --> 01:06:42,424 Oh, look out! Bobby seems to have sailed off the course. 915 01:06:42,508 --> 01:06:44,426 What a bummer for Bobby. 916 01:06:48,388 --> 01:06:50,514 Bobby, you all right? 917 01:06:50,598 --> 01:06:52,517 Keep goin', Max! 918 01:07:00,607 --> 01:07:04,487 It is really heating up now, folks, 919 01:07:04,570 --> 01:07:07,156 as both teams are approaching the huge quarter pipe... 920 01:07:07,239 --> 01:07:09,826 to start the final leg of the event. 921 01:07:13,286 --> 01:07:15,997 Right away, Team Gamma starts working the course... 922 01:07:16,081 --> 01:07:18,876 with Team 99 nippin' at their heals! 923 01:07:18,959 --> 01:07:23,379 - They're moving off the ramp, and... - And onto the Zipper. 924 01:07:25,299 --> 01:07:27,551 Huh? 925 01:07:27,634 --> 01:07:30,679 Whoa-whoa! Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo! 926 01:07:40,564 --> 01:07:42,691 Tank, take him out! 927 01:07:42,816 --> 01:07:45,777 I will not be ignored. 928 01:07:45,902 --> 01:07:49,489 Nobody finishes this race but me! 929 01:07:49,572 --> 01:07:51,490 Maxie! 930 01:07:55,494 --> 01:07:59,248 It's about stayin' focused on your goal! 931 01:08:06,171 --> 01:08:08,757 What the... Ohhh! 932 01:08:10,717 --> 01:08:14,637 Oh, say it ain't so! 933 01:08:16,055 --> 01:08:21,476 No! I'm a-comin', Maxie! 934 01:08:23,395 --> 01:08:27,650 It's lookin' bad and it's not gonna get prettier, folks. 935 01:08:30,820 --> 01:08:34,824 Help! Bradley! 936 01:08:34,907 --> 01:08:39,662 Gammas, help me! Anyone! 937 01:08:39,745 --> 01:08:43,622 911, baby! 938 01:08:43,706 --> 01:08:46,417 Tank, talk to me, man. 939 01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:52,131 Over here, man. Dog-boy, am I glad to see you, sweetheart. 940 01:08:52,215 --> 01:08:55,635 Max, where are you? Where are you, Max? 941 01:08:55,718 --> 01:08:58,554 Maxie! Oof! 942 01:08:58,637 --> 01:09:01,974 Dad, help me lift this beam off of Tank. 943 01:09:06,143 --> 01:09:09,773 Come on! We're about to be Baked Alaska here. 944 01:09:11,316 --> 01:09:15,486 Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like it's all over. 945 01:09:20,826 --> 01:09:25,330 Wait a minute. I can't believe my eyes, folks. 946 01:09:25,455 --> 01:09:29,625 - They are alive! - Huh? 947 01:09:31,209 --> 01:09:34,213 Go for it, son. 948 01:09:37,382 --> 01:09:39,842 That's some kid you got there. 949 01:09:39,884 --> 01:09:43,473 You're wrong, Tank. He's not a kid anymore. 950 01:09:43,556 --> 01:09:45,807 Oh, Team 99 is still in this race! 951 01:09:45,891 --> 01:09:49,144 Max Goof is making up the distance. He is taking the lead! 952 01:09:49,227 --> 01:09:52,397 Bradley's battling back as they come to the finish line. 953 01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:56,067 Team 99 wins! Oh, I am stunned, folks! 954 01:09:56,192 --> 01:09:58,569 I just can't... I can't believe... 955 01:09:58,653 --> 01:10:00,780 I can't even finish my sentences. 956 01:10:00,863 --> 01:10:05,034 Oh, my! What a day! 957 01:10:07,743 --> 01:10:09,622 Ah-yuck! 958 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:14,125 Congratulations, son! 959 01:10:14,209 --> 01:10:17,879 Congratulations, Max. 960 01:10:17,962 --> 01:10:19,882 I haven't forgotten our agreement. 961 01:10:19,965 --> 01:10:22,008 The bet's off, Bradley. 962 01:10:22,049 --> 01:10:24,552 But I think you owe him something. 963 01:10:24,677 --> 01:10:26,595 Brad! 964 01:10:26,679 --> 01:10:29,932 Hi, it's me, the guy ya let down. 965 01:10:30,015 --> 01:10:34,102 Hey, Tank, baby! Who loves ya, baby, huh? 966 01:10:34,186 --> 01:10:37,440 You're goin' down like a four-cent pair of socks. 967 01:10:37,523 --> 01:10:39,442 You and me, baby, all the way! 968 01:10:39,525 --> 01:10:43,570 Oh! A vacancy at the Gamma house. 969 01:10:43,654 --> 01:10:45,823 Takin' applications. 970 01:10:45,906 --> 01:10:48,283 Okay, okay, let go of me, you big fat jerk! 971 01:10:48,367 --> 01:10:52,286 Time to get on the last jet to nowhere! 972 01:10:53,413 --> 01:10:56,834 No, it doesn't look good now. 973 01:10:56,917 --> 01:11:01,338 It's like I'm in a bad dream, and it just won't quit. 974 01:11:01,421 --> 01:11:04,217 That's right, Chuck. 975 01:11:09,387 --> 01:11:13,392 Congratulations, Dad. Here. 976 01:11:13,475 --> 01:11:15,685 Gawrsh, son, what's this? 977 01:11:15,768 --> 01:11:17,937 You gotta open it to find out. 978 01:11:22,191 --> 01:11:24,735 But... this is yours. 979 01:11:24,818 --> 01:11:26,821 No, Dad. 980 01:11:26,904 --> 01:11:29,781 This is for you. Read the inscription. 981 01:11:29,823 --> 01:11:33,577 "I might not be your little boy anymore, 982 01:11:33,661 --> 01:11:37,080 but I'll always be your son." 983 01:11:43,253 --> 01:11:45,879 Okay, okay, "hugfesters." 984 01:11:45,963 --> 01:11:48,258 Free eats back at the dorm-a! 985 01:11:48,341 --> 01:11:49,592 Pizza! 986 01:11:49,676 --> 01:11:52,470 Double cheese-a! 987 01:11:52,553 --> 01:11:56,390 Mmm-mmm. Scrumptious! 988 01:11:56,474 --> 01:12:00,394 - Come on, Dad. Let's feast. 989 01:12:02,146 --> 01:12:06,149 Sorr, son, but I kinda got plans of my own. 990 01:12:06,275 --> 01:12:08,443 I'm really gonna miss you. 991 01:12:08,527 --> 01:12:10,779 Sure, it was rough for us at the start, 992 01:12:10,820 --> 01:12:14,906 but, well, it turned out to be a pretty cool thing, you here at college with me. 993 01:12:14,990 --> 01:12:18,202 But now it's over and we'll go on with our own lives and... 994 01:12:18,286 --> 01:12:20,872 - You didn't tell him yet? - Didn't tell me what? 995 01:12:20,956 --> 01:12:23,540 I wanted to surprise him. 996 01:12:23,624 --> 01:12:28,004 Son, guess what! I got me a job here on campus. 997 01:12:28,046 --> 01:12:29,546 But you... 998 01:12:29,629 --> 01:12:34,385 - So I could be close to you! - But I thought you were... 999 01:12:34,468 --> 01:12:36,554 - You told me you were gonna... - Just kidding. 1000 01:12:40,598 --> 01:12:44,853 He is so goofy! 1001 01:12:48,940 --> 01:12:51,610 - What do you say we go for... - A picnic? 1002 01:12:51,694 --> 01:12:53,820 Ah-yuck. Then maybe even a... 1003 01:12:53,903 --> 01:12:56,948 Walk on the beach? I'd love to. 1004 01:12:57,031 --> 01:13:00,242 You know, somehow I knew you would.